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The American - 9.7.5

A weapons designer and professional assassin (George Clooney) is targeted by a Swedish group, which manages to track him down even after he ends up hiding in a remote Italian village. He begins to wonder whom he can trust and wants to retire, when he meets a prostitute (Violante Placido) and their affection for each other grows. Also with Thekla Reuten, Paolo Bonacelli, Irina Bjorklund, Johan Leysen, Filippo Timi and Anna Foglietta. Directed by Anton Corbijn. In English and some Italian with English subtitles. [1:35 - R]

Last Exorcism - 3.8.4

A man, who has been preaching at his father's church since he was a young man, has a crisis of faith after a near tragedy in his family and decides that his mission is to stop exorcisms on people convinced that they are possessed by demons. When he goes to Louisiana with a film crew to make a documentary, he is asked to perform an exorcism on a 16-year-old girl. Also with Patrick Fabian, Ashley Bell, Iris Bahr, Louis Herthum, Caleb Landry Jones, Tony Bentley, John Wright Jr., Shanna Forrestall and Justin Shafer. Directed by Daniel Stamm. [1:30 - PG-13]

Takers - 4.6.5

A band of bank robbers (Chris Brown, Hayden Christensen and Michael Ealy, T.I.) pull off their biggest heist, but their seemingly perfectly laid plans begin to crumble after a run in with a rival band of criminals and a hard-nosed police detective (Matt Dillon). Also with Paul Walker, Idris Elba, Jay Hernandez. Directed by John Luessenhop. [1:47 - PG-13]

Get Low - 2.4.4

Based on true events from the 1930s, a man (Robert Duvall) has exiled himself for 40 years to the backwoods of a rural state for penance over something from his past. Rumors about having been involved in mass killings make him a pariah, but the community is really shocked when he rides into town and orders a funeral party while he's still alive. The funeral director (Bill Murray) jumps at the chance for new business. Also with Gerald McRaney, Bill Cobbs and Scott Cooper. Directed by Aaron Schneider. [1:42 - PG-13]

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Piranha 3D - 10.10.8

After an underwater tremor opens a hidden lake under popular spring break hotspot Lake Victoria, Arizona, and releases countless prehistoric man-eating piranhas, the local sheriff (Elisabeth Shue) and a seismologist (Adam Scott) must band together to save as many people as possible. Also with Richard Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Eli Roth and Jerry O'Connell. Directed by Alexandre Aja. [1:29 - R]

Nanny McPhee Returns - 2.4.3

In the second movie in the series, Nanny McPhee (Emma Thompson) appears miraculously in order to help a frazzled British mom (Maggie Gyllenhaal), who's trying to keep the family farm afloat while her husband (Ewan McGregor) is fighting overseas. However, a couple of bratty cousins bring additional troubles and McPhee uses magic to enforce civility. Also with Rhys Ifans, Asa Butterfield, Lil Woods, Oscar Steer, Eros Vlahos, Rosie Taylor-Ritson, Ralph Fiennes and Dame Maggie Smith. Directed by Susanna White. [1:49 - PG]

The Switch - 6.3.4

A successful 30-something woman (Jennifer Aniston) decides that the only thing missing from her life is a baby and asks her longtime male friend (Jason Bateman) to help her find a sperm donor. He is conflicted over the whole idea and jealous that she does not consider him as an adequate donor, so while drunk, he switches the specimen with his own. Seven years later, he meets the child and realizes what happened. Also with Jeff Goldblum, Patrick Wilson and Juliette Lewis. Directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck. [1:40 - PG-13]

Lottery Ticket - 6.5.5

A hard working teen (Bow Wow) living in the housing projects plays the lottery daily for his grandma (Loretta Devine). Against his better judgment, one day he places a bet for himself, wins $370 million and faces the immediate challenge of suddenly having too many new friends, as well as enemies. Also with Ice Cube, Keith David, Brandon T. Jackson, Naturi Naughton, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Charlie Murphy, Terry Crews, Bill Bellamy, Mike Epps and T-Pain. Directed by Erik White. [1:39 - PG-13]

Vampires Suck - 6.7.5

A parody of the "Twilight" movie series follows the story line closely, with a young woman torn between her love for a vampire and her friendship with a werewolf. With Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Arielle Kebbel, B.J. Britt and Charlie Weber. Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. [1:20 - PG-13]